You don't have asthma, your pregnant
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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