I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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