yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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