bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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