that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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