Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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