I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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