He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize