yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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