guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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