i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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