She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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