Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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