You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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