: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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