is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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