Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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