lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Randomize
