So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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