Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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