I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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