I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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