Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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