FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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