he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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