I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I have post one night stand depression
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