You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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