ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
