So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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