So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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