OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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