The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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