Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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