I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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