C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Someone shattered a urinal.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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