So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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