would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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