Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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