I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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