There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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