What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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