my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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