so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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