I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I smell stomach acid.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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