Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
