What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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