how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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