Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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