windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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