god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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