look no pants
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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