what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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