People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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