Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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