How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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