is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
These tits shall not be calmed
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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